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The Egyptian employer “ mowazaf
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1/23/2010 12:59:00 م
The Egyptian employers “ elmowazafen “ like anything in Egypt has a particular shape ….not only in their clothes but also in their daily action ….well what I can see that Egyptian employers are going to extinct and come on they are a real heritage “ a.k.a da torasna ya ged3an “ we should stop acting as modern employers
We are real Egyptians ……so we should be real Egyptian mowazafen
Well Egyptian employers have their own style ….so you as an Egyptian one too should do as them.
First: the clothes:
Egyptian employers are famous with their famous suit “badla “which has two badges on the two elbows and for women they should wear dress “ elfostan aw eltayer ely b2alwan kteeeeer “
Second : the common accessories :
Don’t you ever forget your glasses even if you don’t wear them already …..Being an Egyptian mowazaf makes it an important accessories ….and also your watch to watch time ….(a.k.a hwa e7na hanmshy emta )
Get your alarm with you or you can get rid of it if there is someone to wake you up when the managers enters your work room…..(da law makansh nayem zayk )
And also don’t forget to get your handkerchief …..
Note: it should be made of cloth not tissues (elclincks as we call it) Are you kidding ……..sure a cloth one man.
Third : the food :
Well well well ……..sure am talking about the common food all Egyptian used to eat from the past till now ….and all Egyptian employers know ….the beans ….(elfoul belzet el7ar )
Now am talking serious, don’t you eat it every morning …what …no!!!! You are really kidding
Go ask for your daily sandwich now …Guys the beans sandwich is a heritage how could you let it extinct……if you hadn’t eat it already: D
Note: don’t get it from shabrawy or gad ….get it from the man with a wooden car next to your home while you are going to work (a.k.a mn 3nd elragel abo 3arabia )
Important note: don’t forget to get your journal with you to solve puzzled words (and put you sandwich in the journal during your journey to work)
fourth: transportation
Sure am talking about the public bus ……the one which has a ticket that won’t be more than an Egyptian pound (and usually half of it) (i.e 3lshan twafar fe elmoratab ya m3lm )
Fifth: the drinks
The most common drink Egyptian use to have after eating is tea …we bn3na3 kaman ……..now some people drink shai be7leb “shai miza “but the original is tea without any milk
Man call the office boy now and ask for your tea after your daily delicious beans sandwich ( 3lshan t7bs ya gada3 )
sixth :The banks :
Some people talk about banks …..But we Egyptians don’t believe in them ….we believe in “gam3iat “
Ok gam3iat is a sort of bank but in an Egyptian way ….each month group of people pay money to someone and each month some one of them take the whole money (y2bd el2ershenat :D)
Egyptian gam3ia has many uses:
1- In traveling payment “ elmasiaf “
2- Buying furniture “ ngdd el3afsh “
3- kids needs “ nghz elbet ely 7eltna “
4- school fees “ elmasaref ely 2atamt westna “
5- Pay for the private teacher for your kids.
And soooo many other uses (a.k.a bt7l azmat kteeeeeeeeeeer )
things you should never ever think to do :
1- don’t buy your coffee before going to work ….Egyptian employers don’t drink coffee …and even if they did ….btb2a sada
2- don’t eat croissant ….you can eat Rusk (bo2somat ) with a tea and milk drink and some roomy cheese pieces (modern tradition …but at least not a croissant )
3- Never use a credit card ….what a shame …….go to your nearest neighbor and start investing your money in Egyptian gam3ia.
4- Never ever go to your job with jeans, t-shirt or even a shirt and trousers without a jacket
stop acting as a modern employer and start acting as a real Egyptian one ….and for those who are still students …… fasten your seat belt cause sooner or later you are gonna be one of us ….the Egyptian employers
guys……welcome to the Egyptian employers world

